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Early May 2009

Shirley settling in for the evening on a soaked portaledge under a (surprise!) waterfall 600' feet up Dihedral Wall (May 2009). Submitted for TR.
So once again there we were a day’s worth of climbing (our slow pace) up El Capitan hanging from two closely spaced belay bolts struggling to set up our Metolius double portaledge in an increasing deluge running from above. What started as a gentle drip from the 6th pitch roof just above us on Dihedral Wall was now turning into a steady waterfall and we were in its path. While struggling to establish camp, the (unarmed) shit-tube went sailing down into the void (I’m a retard) – thankfully there was no one below as evening was approaching. The waterfall persisted onto our fly for most of the night. Predictably enough, morning saw us doing the bailing routine. At the base we had the pleasure of meeting Craig and Carolyn who were starting up their Dihedral Wall climb. We chatted a bit and then tucked tail and fled Yosemite for the safety of an easy Zion trade route.
What went wrong? I could conveniently say that it was the soaking we got on our first night…but if I dug deep, I would call it bullshit. Frankly we simply could not wrap our minds around the task ahead: the c. 20 remaining pitches, the hanging belays, the hauling, the unyielding steepness…
Early July 2009
With an extended 4th of July weekend and a pair of Alaska Air tickets to Sacramento, we spent a better part of the preceding Sunday trying to squeeze our grade VI loads into the allotted luggage quota. Following a late night flight from Portland, Wednesday morning saw us waking up late and having breakfast in Oakdale (day 1 plans being short and all). By 11 am, we were hiking along the base of El Cap headed for the start of Lurking Fear (free topo). Our lunch time running regimen from the last 2 months seemed to be paying off as we huffed and cursed a bit less than usual while weighted down by a pig and gear. As expected, the sight of El Cap towering above shook my determination. Nevertheless, after humping the loads up the 4th class step (it was warm) we started up pitch 1. The “direct” bolted variation went as untarnished aid with the help of top-stepping and a couple trivial hook moves. Pitch 2 offered more of the same including the “C1 hooking” while the 3rd was a nice C1 crack to a penji. Though we brought a portaledge, our plan was to bivy in spots that offered at least a hint of an edge for the feet to assist in setting up camp. With that in mind, we called it a day on the nice ledge atop pitch 3 and dug into our supply of bagels and canned dolmas. Rest of the evening was spent watching forest fires somewhere above the Rostrum and sucking down smoke – a trend that would continue for the rest of the climb. I had a restless night due to the fact that I’m too long for the portaledge and Shirley had a restless night due to my restless night. Oh well – day 2 was going to be a pretty short one too..
For breakfast, pitch 4 offered some more easy hooking above good bolts leading to an easy crack system that eventually petered out atop pitch 6. Pitch 7 was mostly a direct traverse on bolts (all with hangers) and a couple hooks. While messing with the belay atop P7, I accidentally airmailed the pulley – a big wall gumby that I am (also see the aforementioned “I’m a retard” comment). Fortunately, a spare was riding along with us. Pitch 8 was a beautiful splitter granite crack that I could totally see myself hang-dogging all over and cursing (wide) had it been at a local crag. As it was where it was, it went at C1 on three #4 Camalots. For those sifting through this bs for beta, I think I placed a #3 Camalot at the very top but can’t be sure now. One more crack pitch and we arrived at our planned bivy spot #2: The Pillar Of Despair. Though it would have indeed been a tough night without the canvas, The Pillar offers a fine spot for setting up a portaledge. I think it was here that we knew we would not be giving up on this climb. Not that we were relaxed but our determination was high. Once again, we both had a restless night. During my intermittent bouts with sleep, I would have this recurring dream that we were already nearing the top of the route…then I’d wake up in the breaking dawn and realize we haven’t yet moved at all. I was also worried that we were going through our water too quickly (did I mention it was warm?)..
Day 3 started with pitch 10 which I thought offered some of the thinnest aid thus far…again, noting too stressful as a bomber piece was always close by. Following the traverse of pitch 12, the nature of the climb did indeed change. The angle kicked down a bit and most belays offered at least a sloping ramp for the feet. Though I did not examine “Ned’s Mantel” option, the “better way” on pitch 14 was interesting with the bigwall rack and just as interesting for the 2nd. The pitch ended on a series of good ledges (“Ned’s Ledges”) that were just too good to pass up especially given that it was 4:30pm. We decided to fix pitch 15, which I thought was the crux of the route. A few creative placements (including the tiniest tricam) were required and the most in & out of the aiders maneuvers..

Shirley enjoying delicious bagels on our third evening on Lurking Fear....top of pitch 14, Ned's Ledges (July 2009).
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Mommy & daddy on top of El Cap...3 nights & 3.5 days of effort and the worst part still remains: the 8 mile hike down through mosquito infested forest with all the shit on our backs...shouldda slept on top & gone down the east ledges (July 2009).
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Shirley waiting for me at Camp 4. Got hassled by rangers for this camping scene here while I ran to get the car. Almost done with the long final day (July 2009).
The Photos

Shirley beginning the packing process for our Lurking Fear climb...thank goodness for Southwest's generous baggage allowances (June 2009).
Day 1

Leading pitch 1 ("direct" start variation) of Lurking Fear route on El Capitan...only 3.5 days (for us) to go (July 2009).

Looking back towards Shirley belaying me on pitch 3 of Lurking Fear. This is below the pendulum point. Window Pane Flake is visible (July 2009).
Day 2

Looking at the smokey valley on the morning of our day 2. Lower Cathedral Rock is on the far left (July 2009)

Shirley belaying me on the pitch 7 traverse on Lurking Fear route on El Capitan. This was our day 2 on the route (July 2009).

Shirley (& the pig) arriving at the Pillar Of Despair (top of pitch 9) and our 2nd bivy on Lurking Fear (July 2009).
Day 3

Leading pitch 10 of Lurking Fear (just above Pillar Of Despair) on the morning of day 3 (July 2009).

Looking down-valley from somewhere on Lurking Fear. The wild fires kept things smoggy during our entire climb (July 2009).

Starting the lead of pitch 12 of Lurking Fear - a longish traverse left under the roofs (July 2009).

Looking back at Shirley belaying me on the pitch 12 traverse of Lurking Fear. Third day of our El Cap adventure...a beautiful pitch (July 2009).

Shirley following the pitch 12 traverse on Lurking Fear route on El Capitan....it was hot and smokey from the nearby forest fires (July 2009).

Shirley enjoying delicious bagels on our third evening on Lurking Fear....top of pitch 14, Ned's Ledges (July 2009).
Day 4

Leading pitch 17 of Lurking Fear ...short OW crack followed by easy ground to Thanksgiving Ledge. Our day 4 (July 2009).

Shirley traversing the Thanksgiving Ledge above pitch 17 of Lurking Fear...much work still remains from there though (July 2009).

Shirley jugging the final steep pitch of Lurking Fear (pitch above Thanksgiving Ledge, #18)...edges of El Cap Meadow are below (July 2009).

Mommy & daddy on top of El Cap...3 nights & 3.5 days of effort and the worst part still remains: the 8 mile hike down through mosquito infested forest with all the shit on our backs...shouldda slept on top & gone down the east ledges (July 2009).

Starting the long hike (from hell) from top of El Capitan following our climb of Lurking Fear....the mosquitos really made our evening...crux of the whole outing (July 2009).

Shirley waiting for me at Camp 4. Got hassled by rangers for this camping scene here while I ran to get the car. Almost done with the long final day (July 2009).
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